My Alcoholism Lies To Me

  Alcoholism: "Hey there, Buddy. How's it going?" Me: "What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were taking a vacation." Alcoholism: "Nooo. I don't do vacations. I've been at the gym working out. I'm getting ridiculously ripped too. Working my program. One day at a time, right?" (Flexes his big biceps and … Continue reading My Alcoholism Lies To Me